yeah haha um



scifi-fantasy-horror:

by Z ZBYER
Free money

64px:

imjustdes:

64px:

The goverdment should make more money

That would cause inflation and make things worse

you dont know shit. more cash = more spending with dollers and i finally get to buy racecar bed

timtampon:

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

omg please don’t bring this back
People are converting because of this post and I’m actually Jewish oh god I fucked up

chessys:

a guy in a frog mask just broke into my lecture and is casually catwalking down the stage

chessys:

a guy in a frog mask just broke into my lecture and is casually catwalking down the stage

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

ooooo shit

thararescizor:

image

oooooo shit!!!!

h0odrich:

my amazon wishlist

1.) shut the fuck up

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late